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SWIMSUIT BONERS: JUPITER ENTERS PISCES + ECLIPSE SEASON

MAY 2021

Yes, I'm the pervert at the community pool opening my eyes under water...watching all the headless bodies, swimsuit boners, hair waving on legs…

With planets piling up in GEMINI this month — our social urges can't help but take a peak:
flirt, flit around, be irreverent...
boredom would be running out of curiosity for others. 

Likewise, as the planet of abundance >> JUPITER
enters its exalted water sign PISCES,  MAY 13 - JULY 28
 ...sweetness overflows...
the bottom of the pool shimmers, filled with hope we dive for pennies -
the pure excitement (and mystical synchronicity) of small wins. 

Though, our hands can only hold so many coins. 
With the GEMINI + SAGITTARIUS eclipse season MAY 26 - JUNE 10, coinciding with MERCURY RETROGRADE -- we dump our treasure out into the sun and sift through the knick-knacks of our mind. Yes, you see the world like no one else does, and so no one else can tell the stories that you tell. No one else alters, omits or tailors the narrative like you do. Pick and choose your enthusiasms, which gems of truth do we pocket and keep spending and which ones can we throw back < *plop* > and let sink to the bottom of the pool...

“Until the lion learns how to write, every story will glorify the hunter.”
― J. Nozipo Maraire

“The truth isn't always beauty, but the hunger for it is.”
― Nadine Gordimer


HOROSCOPES

**lucky lotto ticket for your rising sign**

ARIES: DREAMIN'
TAURUS: WINNERS CIRCLE
GEMINI: MONOPOLY
CANCER: CLOUD NINE
LEO: EXTREME
VIRGO: SWEET HEART
LIBRA: WEEKLY
SCORPIO: TICKET ART
SAGITTARIUS: FAMILY FEUD
CAPRICORN: BONUS WORD
AQUARIUS: TREE
PISCES: THE VOICE